EASTER TIME!!!!

I just want to wish everyone a happy easter. But what is easter really. A time of happiness and family. No. It is a time for people to enjoy candy and presents. For instance I hope my mom gets me a Bratz doll for easter. We already did the coloring of the eggs. I wish we could make our easter tree again. Well let's get started on a history lesson. First we must take a look at the easter bunny.

The easter bunny is kind and giving but in a few short minutes my next blog might be devistating for some of you. Now the easter bunny is kind and gentle but don't get to close to his delightfully colored eggs or........ he will bite you till you die. I mean it will hurt. It will be this suffering pain you just can't bare. I know this. I saw it happen to my stuffed animal unicorn horn. No I'm just kidding her real name is corny. So please take this information and spend time with your friends to discuss the bunny situation. we don't want people dying on easter.

Now let's discuss the ducks. Easter is all about the ducks. I mean honestly who do you think works for the easter bunny. Just so you know the ducks get paid more than a surgeon would in a year. He gets paid this much every week. do you know how many eggs they make? They make 2000 every day. In different color combinations too. For every egg they color they get 1000 dollars. They make this many every day for seven days. Now that easter is coming who knows the stress they are having. I'm going to be honest. I know this because one day in march I dressed up as a duck and followed the rest of the ducks to the easter pond and made eggs. Just so you know I'm not too good at the whole painting thing. All mine turned out grey. I mean who can make perfectly painted eggs. I know I can't. We just all need to respect the ducks. So all you evil hunters our there, we need ducks because without them there is no easter.

Now let's discuss BUBBLES. Bubbles have nothing to do with easter. Unless you get them for easter. But still I love bubbles so mommy just so you know. I would like bubbles for easter. I especially want the scented ones. You know like cotton candy and apple and blueberry and lemon and so on so please just listen to me and think about this lesson. We need to know about easter. It's on Sunday i think or it might be tomorrow I don't really know. Oh well Happy EASTER.

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